$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
And finally someone said it
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
possibly the best headline ive seen all month
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
when your straight friends are coming so you have to clean up